Easy Purchasing – We Pick For You
This is an option for people who want to easily order. and will use an unusual way to do it. If you are Picky Nicky, do not order using this option.
And for the sake of legality, the selections we make for you, are completely random and not connected to your statements in any way. We are not selecting anything for ingestion. And our products are not meant to cure or treat anyone. Please do not mention consumption or ingestion or we will cancel your order.
The way this works:
You just tell us about your current situation. Explain yourself. Tell us the bad stuff going on. And we will send you products. We read your story and then fill your order. When we fill your order, “we won’t be filling your order to treat you, or help you in any regard.” That would be illegal. After reading your story, we will fulfil your order with “random guesses” and “not based on your story at all”.
You have to trust us that we will make you happy.
Also, ALL ORDERS and EVERY TIME, you must copy and paste this in your order notes:
“I understand that you aren’t selling me these products to ingest, and your selections are completely random, but I want you to get to know me.”
Then in yellow below is an example custom order made through order notes during the checkout of 3 ‘Pick For Me’ products.
1. I am really sore and wired after work. 2. I hate being so tired in the morning. 3. I get so anxious on the city bus